Monday, February 13, 2006

Tits came over to see after me in my time of being an eye-sore. Or rather, of having one. Zo zweet. We went to nearby Arabic food joint to pick up, err, food, for her folkses. I wore my shades and looked shady. I hope people thought I was a superstar and not a freak. This truth I will never know for certain.

This brings me to a deep, dark, disturbing thought which I must share with you,
my dear readers.
I strongly believe, and have for many years now strongly believed,
that STEVIE WONDER IS NOT BLIND!!!
I swear, I get goosebumps [Not goosepimples- I never get pimples of any sort. Ha ha!] everytime I see him grinning maniacally, because I think he's having the last laugh. [Also because I don't really like any of his songs.]
This piece of information is not mend to offend anyone, but hey! We are SO BIG on freedom of expression nowadays. [$#@^^$@!!!!#^%&&$@@@!!!! with regards to that issue].

Dear Tits
Thanks for :
1]Coming to see me last eve. [Even if I couldn't really see you back.]
2]Getting me lovely bakery items.
3]Not giggling at me and my eyewear.
4]Cracking very bad jokes and larfing like 14 hyenas. [Abbreviated career!]
5]Attempted matchmaking dreams, in tandem with Jakkur Jazz.

6]But the clincher was..... *rolling on floor and choking to death types*... your lame-ass attempted lecture session, with expected catstrophic result. Please, Tits, nyahahahha. Tum bhi na kabhi kabhi.

Pls to come off anytime and all. It was much fun items.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Huummpphh...Jao mein tumse katti.

Maine mange safaiii and tune diya dil ko jalan...chee chee

vaibhav said...

I wore my shades and looked shady Good one.

And ya i agree with u on the Stevie Wonder one! He doesn't look blind to me. Damn... hate his cheesy 'I just called to say' songs. Yuck!

longblackveil said...

Err... Anonymous? I did not get your drift at all. But thanks for dropping in anyway.
And if this is Tits, who's forgptten to sign off, for you: bwuaahahahahaha.

Hi Vaibhav
I believe Stevie Skeptics like us abound everywhere.
May our numbers grow.

vaibhav said...

Yeah we shud start a 'Stewie Wonder is not Blind' club... to make people aware the hazards that his music pose for future genrations to come!

Smith said...

hey give stevie a break, 'i just called to say bla bla' is not at all indicative of the brilliant stuff he has come up with, you must listen to songs like 'venus' and 'pastime paradise' (which was sampled in gangsta's paradise) part-time lover (if you are inclined to 80s cheese) and many other brilliant songs by him, buy his greatest hits and i can guarantee you won't regret it.